==== Sezon 6 ====

=== Odcinek 3 ===

(zebranie w sprawie dziecka)\\
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AL: I would like the record to show that I would rather sleep in a bunk bed under Oprah. I would rather engage in a frolicking threesome with Roseanne and her cool husband. I would rather play Naked Twister with every one of the Golden Girls, than have that little screaming doodie geyser at the foot of my bed. I've said my piece, thank you.

=== Odcinek 5 ===

AL: Boisz się jej jak Francuz burzy. (do Jeffersona)

=== Odcinek 14 ===

==I Care by Al Bundy==

When hooters jiggle around,\\
and I find nickels on the ground, I care.\\
When a mustang engine purrs,\\
and the bathroom is not hers, I care.\\
When the pitcher's on the mound,\\
and the wife is underground, I care.\\
But when I've been playing this for days,\\
I will kill anyone who stays, I swear!\\
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To which Peggy adds:\\
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...and if you really want a scare,\\
check out his underwear,\\
if you dare.

==== Sezon 7 ====

=== Odcinek 7 ===

AL (o bogatych): They're at their outdoor restaurants eating their little pizzas and drinking some fine wine in the No Smoking section with their sexy skinny second wives.

==== Sezon 8 ====

=== Odcinek 12 ===

PEG: It's just that he won't be able to wear anything tight for a while. So I brought him something of grammas.\\
AL: Fortunately all I needed was a sleeve. I sent the rest back.

=== Odcinek 17 ===

"Raaanyy, Lala... masz tyłeczek jak z żurnala!"