(Drew musi zwolnić męża swojej byłej dziewczyny, ona myśli, że to z powodu zazdrości)

Drew: This is not about jealousy. You know, I haven't exactly been siting home since we broke up. I got dumped by a married woman, I've got couple of incomfortable dates, and there are several very attractive women, who in a moment of weakness or after just a right number of drinks, might possibly consider going out with me. So don't you feel sorry!

Drew: Hey Mimi, copier's out of toner again.
Mimi: How many times do I have to tell you, your ass is a two machine job.

Mimi: What woman could live up to this beauty.
Drew: Any women, most men and some horses.