J: Hey all of you hot mommas. Wanna talk to a steamin' hunk of cyberfella. W: Are you really a steamin' hunk? J: Let's just say I take a lot of cyberspace.
J: Single, stunning, sexy seductress - Oh momma, she's talking my language - seeking blonde macho egotistical swaggering self-loving superstar wannabe. Huh, it's a stretch, but I think I can pull it off.